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Offline cargaritaville

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My kind of Christmas Shopping!
« on: December 22, 2016, 09:38:15 PM »
A husband and wife were out Christmas shopping just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing, so she called him on his mobile.

The wife said “Where are you, you know we have lots to do.”

He said “Do you remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that expensive diamond necklace that I couldn’t afford at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?”

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up saying… “Yes, I do remember that shop.”

“Well I am in the gun shop next door to that.”
Having a gun in your hand is much more effective than having the entire police department on the phone!

Offline offrdmania

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Re: My kind of Christmas Shopping!
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2016, 09:46:53 PM »
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Offline ECR

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Re: My kind of Christmas Shopping!
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2016, 10:27:55 PM »
Ha ha. . . . . Got me.  LOL
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Offline PhilZ

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Re: My kind of Christmas Shopping!
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2016, 11:31:29 PM »
Too funny!