A good reason to vote for John Kerry

[RJ HEDLEY]

 Calm down and read    
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 Poor John Kerry ...
 He throws away someone else's medals.
 He drives someone else's SUV.
 He marries someone else's wife.
 And then inherits someone else's money.


 I think we should vote him President of someone else's country.


  

[Brenden]

RJ,
    Had me scared there for a moment-thought someone hypnotized you..

I agree-France or maybe Vietnam would take him..

[hugh]

France would be a good choice for another Kerry presidential bid.

[Oscar]

AP and UPI have reported that the French government has announced that it has raised the terrorist alert level from "RUN" to "HIDE".  
The only two higher levels in France are "SURRENDER" and "COLLABORATE".
The raise was percipitated by the recent fire that destroyed one of France's white flag factories, disabling its military.

(credit to unknown E-mail sender)

[Oscar]

OOPS!!  I meant "precipitated"