Top 10 reasons to get a Gun over getting a Woman

[cargaritaville]

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman...
#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN !!!

[tracker]

All true; also, a handgun doesn't bark until you pull the trigger. Additionally, once you pay for it, the gun doesn't keep charging you a rental fee.All you have to do to make it work is feed it, and clean and lube it once in awhile. Some handguns even become more valuable and collectible with age. Finally, once all of the food is gone it doesn't make any more noise. 

[Richard S]

A man can also have as many guns as he can afford without any of them complaining about the others. Furthermore, he can get rid of any and all that might displease him without paying for their continued support - sometimes even making a profit in the process.