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Latest  " Darwin Award "
« on: April 13, 2005, 10:10:16 AM »
I'm not sure how many of you have already seen this story, but received it this morning and thought it was interesting  enough to post!!   ::)

Here we are only at the end of March and we already may have the 2005 winner
of the Darwin Award. This guy is going to be hard to beat.

The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington appeared
to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of
violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms, a gun shop specializing in
handguns.

2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol
car parked at the front door.

4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before
work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and
fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol.


The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a
9mm Glock 17, the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several
customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired, The robber
was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators
located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy
revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different
weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.

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Re: Latest  " Darwin Award "
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2005, 10:55:29 AM »
Whenever these internet stories pop up, I check them on the Urban Legends Reference page:  www.snopes.com

This story is mostly true, just embellished a bit for Internet purposes:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp


We had a similar incident in St. Petersburg recently.  A protested outside the hospice where Terry Schiavo was resident decided to go get a gun and free her.  He tried to rob a local gun shop to arm himself.  Unfortunately, he did not yet have a gun and the proprietor of the shop did.  He was held at gunpoint until police arrived.  ;D
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Re: Latest  " Darwin Award "
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2005, 12:56:08 PM »
Sorry Duane,  :-[

The story was passed down to me from, Leo to Leo to Leo and I just never thought to check it out, considered it to be the truth,and nothing but the truth so help me ...! I do realize that these Darwin Awards are published with a bit of sensationalism involved, I guess thats what makes them so attention getting. I will do my homework before posting anymore " Darwin Awards ".   ;)
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Re: Latest  " Darwin Award "
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2005, 02:51:53 PM »
No problem, mismatch.  I didn't intend to criticise you.  ;)

The story is MOSTLY true -- just enhanced a bit.  Since the enhancement related to gun-stuff we would be interested in--I thought I should post it.
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Re: Latest  " Darwin Award "
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2005, 07:58:02 PM »
I just read the story.
Perhaps it was a suicide by cop deal.

Could any one be that stupid? Yes, but.....

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Re: Latest  " Darwin Award "
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2005, 08:53:46 PM »
I also heard the story Duane has mentioned on the news recently.  I was wondering if he could be the long lost relative of the guy in mismatch's story, - he's definitely dumb enough!

Any word on what became of the St. Petersburg moron, or did he carjack a police cruiser and return home? ;D