I have a true cow story to tell.
Some years ago, the interior ceiling of my brand new van fell down, so I took it to the dealer for repair.
Meanwhile, a pickup truck was sitting next door at the bar.
Inside the cab of the truck, so help me God, was a cow! In human terms, I would say the size was that of a young teenager.
I quickly learned that a man and woman had stopped for a drink, and secured said cow in the passenger area.
I thought about going into the bar and shaking the hand of a real rugged man, but decided against it.
