I am rather an expert in this area. I am Hair Impaired and have been since I was 14 years old in 1966, (9th grade, for those of you who can't count backwards;^). That IS a rug on Massad, no doubt about it.
I can spot em a mile away. Massad, my brother, if you are reading this, Chicks dig a bald man. Really! Once I got past that, it was a day of liberation. And jubilation. I, um, let my hair down, so to speak and then I let the chicks that dig it really clean come and get me. But that's another subject;^)
Anyway, there are many advantages to being bald, Mas. First, our parts are always straight. We save tens of dollars on combs over our lifetime. And when it rains, we're the first to know!
I just love getting out of the shower, shaking my head once, and I'm ready to go. It's wash and wear! Just like your toupee.
I mean "Scalp Disguising Device". The only caveat I have here is you'll need a good hat. One with an SPF of 145. Don't want any 'barnacles' showing up now.
You are welcome for the advice, my friend...
Your pal and mine,
Calvin Cooledge
Director
The Home For The Partially Bald