Joke: A Gun and Body At A Traffic Stop
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding.
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration for your car?
Driver: It's not my vehicle. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That is where I put the gun after I shot the owner of the car and put her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a body in the trunk?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Upon hearing this the officer immediately call his captain on his radio. The car is quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approaches the driver to handle the tense situation himself.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
The captain checks it and verifies it is valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
The captain checks this too and the driver owns the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there is no gun in there.
Sure enough the captain finds no gun in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told that there is a body in there.
Driver: No problem.
The trunk is opened; and of course there is no body inside.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Really? Well I'll bet that liar told you I was speeding too.
