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Miscellaneous => The Water Cooler -- General Discussions => Topic started by: cargaritaville on May 15, 2019, 06:47:21 PM

Title: Tomato Garden
Post by: cargaritaville on May 15, 2019, 06:47:21 PM

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Title: Re: Tomato Garden
Post by: MikeInTexas on May 15, 2019, 09:20:31 PM

A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day.
 
That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering under a huge buck.

"Where's Harry?", asked another hunter

"He fainted a couple miles up the trail,"Harry's partner answered.
 
"You left him lying there alone and carried the deer back?"

"It was a tough decision," said the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Harry."

Title: Re: Tomato Garden
Post by: backupr9 on May 17, 2019, 08:06:30 PM

Mounted police officer rides his horse up to a small girl on a bicycle, says “Did Santa bring you that bike”, girl says “He sure did!”.  Cop says “Well tell Santa to put a reflector on the back next year” and gives her a $5 ticket.

Little girl says, “Sir, did Santa bring you that horse”....cop, laughing, says “sure did”.  Girl says “Well tell Santa that the prick goes on the bottom, not the top”.