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Miscellaneous => The Water Cooler -- General Discussions => Topic started by: backupr9 on November 10, 2019, 08:12:23 AM

Post by: backupr9 on November 10, 2019, 08:12:23 AM
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
Title: Re: PARROT
Post by: ECR on November 10, 2019, 12:00:30 PM
Thank God somebody made me chuckle this morning! Thank you for this one.

I so intend to use it!

Regards to all this Veterans Day Weekend. . . . . . Thank You ALL!

Best Wishes,

Eric R.
Title: Re: PARROT
Post by: backupr9 on November 13, 2019, 11:28:32 AM
And best regards back to you Eric.