I second the motion!
If the "sheeple" at the WSJ want to outlaw knives as benign as the Buck Metro (a combination mini-blade and bottle opener) . . .
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/RichardS/buckmetro.jpg)
I'm rather certain that they would also want to take away the knife I now have clipped in my pocket:
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/RichardS/boker.jpg)