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Title: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
Post by: yankee2500 on February 10, 2012, 11:10:09 AM

For those who haven't seen this.

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

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Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
Post by: Richard S on February 10, 2012, 11:28:34 AM

John:

 ;D
I don't handle divorce cases, but I know a couple of "bombers" who do. Call if your wife sees that  and you need a little help.   ;)

Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
Post by: yankee2500 on February 10, 2012, 11:40:29 AM

Richard thanks for the offer. After 42 years of marriage and 45 years of being with me it's hard to upset her with this type stuff. 8) ;D

Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
Post by: kjtrains on February 10, 2012, 11:46:09 AM

John.  Very good; I needed a laugh this morning!    ;D

Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
Post by: BlueC2 on February 10, 2012, 11:51:29 AM

John,

Thanks for the laugh.

-Ryan

Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
Post by: backupr9 on February 10, 2012, 04:00:58 PM

I showed that to my wife (of 44 years).  She laughed, but suggested trading 44 for 22 might in fact cost me more than one would think.  Remember, if you piss her off and she leaves, she takes a lot of your stuff with her and she knows enough to take the stuff you really like (the dog, the sports car or favorite truck, and all of your guns).   ;D

Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
Post by: Robar233 on February 10, 2012, 08:35:27 PM

John,

 That was GREAT! I laughed out loud so hard my wife asked what was so funny? I read your post to her and she failed to see the humor, which made me laugh at her! Oh well, it was going to be a cold snowy night in the north east anyway!

 Thanks for the post.

 Regards,

 Robar233

Title: Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
Post by: tracker on February 10, 2012, 09:43:21 PM

Guns don't usually talk back to you after you pull their trigger.