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Miscellaneous => The Water Cooler -- General Discussions => Topic started by: cargaritaville on January 22, 2015, 07:59:59 AM

Title: Cheers and Norm
Post by: cargaritaville on January 22, 2015, 07:59:59 AM

      One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:
  "Well,
         ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo
can only move as fast
         as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted,
it is the slowest
         and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural
         selection is good for the herd as a whole, because
the general speed and
         health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the
         weakest members!  In much the same way, the
human brain can only
         operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol,
         as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it
attacks the slowest and
         weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer
         eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more
         efficient machine! That's why you always feel
smarter after a few
         beers.
       

Title: Re: Cheers and Norm
Post by: Richard S on January 22, 2015, 07:57:57 PM

As Mr. Spock might say, "That's entirely logical."