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Offline Billmack

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St. Patrick's Day What's up?
« on: March 17, 2006, 01:11:22 PM »
Okay folks, whatís going on?

Itís Saint Patrickís Day 06!!!!!!!!!

Iíve waited 12 months for this day and now feel disappointed.

Where are all the Irish jokes?

Last year you guys had me rolling in the hall. Did you use up all you material last year?

Happy Saint Patrickís Day to all.

Bill
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Offline Richard S

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Re: St. Patrick's Day What's up?
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2006, 02:40:01 PM »
OK, Bill, here's one:


In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel asked one of the witnesses what the group had at the first pub they visited on the night in question.

"Four glasses of Tullamore Dew Irish Whiskey," was the reply.

"And at the next pub?"

"Three glasses of Bushmills Irish Whiskey."

"And at the next?"

"Two glasses of Jameson Irish Whiskey."

"And the next?"

"One glorious fight!"
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Re: St. Patrick's Day What's up?
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2006, 04:29:04 PM »
Richard,

Thank you.

I needed that.

Regards,

Bill

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Re: St. Patrick's Day What's up?
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2006, 04:46:41 PM »
Bill, top of the morning to you and the balance of the day also.
Tom
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Re: St. Patrick's Day What's up?
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2006, 05:33:40 PM »
Tom,

Thank you.

I shall raise a pint tonight  to you sir.

Bill

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Re: St. Patrick's Day What's up?
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2006, 05:52:35 PM »
Yes, tis a wonderful day for the wearing of the green. Saliente
Tom
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Re: St. Patrick's Day What's up?
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2006, 07:42:58 PM »
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and
she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary mydear?"

She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last
night."

The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last
requests?"

She says, "That he did, Father."

The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?

She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'

 ;) ;D
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Re: St. Patrick's Day What's up?
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2006, 08:10:01 PM »
St. Paddy's Day


Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course,causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop.
The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says:
"Fer crissakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!
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