Wow!
You fellas sound like walkin' hardware stores.

Hee-hee!
I was like that not that long ago. Had to get a couple of those fancy metal hip replacements, they make it a bit difficult to carry much of anything in the back pockets. But they sure are fun when they check ya with those metal detectors as you entry government buildings. All of a sudden your a popular fella.

Say! Mr. Hedley. When do you think you'll be taking new orders for your holsters? How well do your back pocket holsters work in cargo style pockets? Imitate a wallet in the cargo pocket or a large front pocket.
Gramps
( a new guy on the block )