I just don't get the English sports car analogy, a Rohrbaugh will eventually quit dripping oil.
Q: What's the difference between a classic Jag owner and a classic Triumph owner?
A: The Jag owner washes his hands AFTER he's been for a pee, and the Triumph owner...
Q: How do you double the value of a Triumph?
A: Fill it up with gas!
Q: What do you call an MG with dual exhaust?
A: A Wheelbarrow!
Q: What are the two questions you hear most from the passenger in your MGBGT?
A1: Is it HOT in here?
A2. Do you smell gas?
Q: When does a man open the door of the car for his wife?
A1.When he has a new car.
A2.When he has a new wife.
Little Billy and his Dad were down at the autocross watching the Spitfires zipping through the cones.
Little Billy looks up to his Dad and says, "Dad, when I grow up, I want to be a Spitfire driver."
His Dad looks down at him and says, "You can't do both, son."
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