Joke of the day...

[Calvin Cooledge]

The Deer Hunter Ted Nugent, Rock star and avid Bow hunter, was being interviewed by a French journalist and the discussion came around to deer hunting.  
 
The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him?  
 
Is it, "Are you my friend?" or is it "Are you the one who killed my brother?'"
 
Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, "What am I am going to eat next, who am I am going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French."  

[riffraff]

Calvin,

This is a good joke.  I only wish it really had happened!  It is very simple and has so much truth to it.

Mike

[sslater]

That's no joke.  Nugent actually said it.  See Snopes website:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/nugent.asp

Ya gotta love a guy who says what he thinks.

[tracker]

Any friend of Whoopi's is a friend of mine.

[Richard S]

Here's one of my favorites from "the Nuge":

“If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective.”

[size=10]Nugent, Ted, GOD, GUNS & ROCK-N-ROLL, Regnery Publishing, 2000[/size].

[ROKTMAN]