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Offline MRC

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Joke of the Day
« on: April 10, 2020, 08:41:21 AM »
It's too quiet around here.

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Offline MikeInTexas

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2020, 10:28:19 AM »
It's too quiet around here.


I've been thinking the same thing.  Hope everyone is well and keep the jokes coming.


Offline ECR

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2020, 05:34:24 PM »
Okay. . . . . He's a silly one for ya!
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Offline ECR

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2020, 05:37:48 PM »
. . . . and for you flyer types! 
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Offline backupr9

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2020, 03:53:33 PM »
NEWS FLASH!:   In 1937 Hormel created Spam.  In consequence of the current shortage due to panic hoarding during the pandemic Hormel has decided to produce a second batch.
"Those who would sacrifice a little freedom for a little order, will lose both, and deserve neither." 
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Offline cargaritaville

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2020, 09:11:45 AM »
Not bad!
Having a gun in your hand is much more effective than having the entire police department on the phone!

Offline johnny

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2020, 06:42:27 AM »
I agree.Not bad!
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Offline MikeInTexas

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Re: Joke of the Day
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Offline MikeInTexas

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Re: Joke of the Day
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Offline cargaritaville

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Re: Joke of the Day
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2020, 08:52:23 AM »
My greatest fear in life is that when I pass away, my wife sells all my guns for what I told her I paid for them...
Having a gun in your hand is much more effective than having the entire police department on the phone!